The shorter the hair, the bigger the party.
Also? Shutting doors is the most fun thing ever. Until you lock yourself in one room and your family in the other. Then it sucks and you cry until someone finds the spare key to the suite and goes in to open the other door. John used duct tape to prevent the doors from shutting and latching after it was clear she was still going to do this. Ah, duct tape... is there ANYTHING it can't fix?